“This is not a drill. Evacuate now. Follow the green lights to your nearest exit. This is not a drill….”

Today’s Gratitude Item: Mum’s bright red beanie^* which is perfect for keeping my ears warm when walking on a cold clear day. The only problem with said beanie is that it is not very flattering! The good thing is that when people see me in it, they get a good laugh.

^*A Beanie is the New Zealand term for a ski cap.